Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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