u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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