Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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