At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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