you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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