so that wasnt chicken after all
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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