when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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