If that was your dad, he is hot
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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