1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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