no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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