Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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