You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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