Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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