I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
