No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
