Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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