fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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