Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
