I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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