Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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