Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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