Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
