You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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