I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I think my moral compass just broke
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