ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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