Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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