i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he was CRYING into my vagina
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I am naked and annoyed.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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