My first STD was from a foam party
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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