He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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