I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My legs feel like baby dolphins
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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