I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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