i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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