Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
