just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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