Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
