The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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