Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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