Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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