I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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