Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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