The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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