i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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