if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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