i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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