i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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