Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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