Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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