if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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