My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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