So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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