my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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