i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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