Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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