So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I just gargled with NyQuil
Randomize
