sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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