so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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