Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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