It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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